What movies have not aged well?
16.06.2025 05:08

Octopussy
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-All the bad guys are black.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
What would you do if you were lost at sea in the Florida Keys?
-”She is very sexyful!”
You Only Live Twice
Live and Let Die
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
A View to a Kill
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
What's the most trivial thing that ever made you go to the doctor?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
As a teacher, what's the most inappropriate experience you've had with a student?
Goldfinger
From Russia With Love
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Moonraker
-”Ah so!”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Why do many women wear sleeveless shirts, more so than men?
Dr No
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-J W Pepper